ridiculous things happen when you are either drunk or clueless
Perhaps it's because I'm a bit out of it, but I'm fairly clueless as to the point of the Peace Corps. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that they like to do a bit of peacemaking.
Another thing that they quite enjoy is swimming while they are drunk. It's funny for about five minutes until they start chanting middle school cheerleading songs and have absolutely no awareness of vocal volume.
Take off your clothes and jump in the pool!
Take off your clothes and jump in the pool!
It'a about at that moment that I remember why I don't drink.
But I guess in a way we sort of got them back.
The other night we went to order dinner from the restaurant at the hotel. Strangely we saw in the continental breakfast area a large amount of people with a large amount of food sitting buffet style on the table.
As we loaded our plates with hamburgers and fries, we couldn't help but think how much we scored: no chicken and rice tonight, baby!
A guy that was standing next to the line bantered a bit with us, "Looks like you chicas got to get here a bit sooner next time so we don't run out of food before you arrive."
Ha ha ha.
As we walk over to our favorite eating hut, we can't wipe the smiles off of our faces until we run into our buddy Renzo the brazilian. We call him BR. Brazilian Renzo.
Dude, look what we found. BURGERS.
(in his awesome brazilian english, he replies)
But that food is only for those people.
Well peeps, looks like we stole hamburgers from the Peace Corps.
Ate it. Loved it. I'm telling you, clueless.
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